My Official Prediction For The Tiger vs Phil Match

Alright it’s here. Look, this match isn’t perfect. Just like they say there’s a million reasons not to do something, there’s a million reasons you could pull to try to bitch about this thing. But at the end of the day it’s the two most fascinating golfing figures of this generation going head-to-head for $9M with a never-before-seen style broadcast on the day after Thanksgiving when you’re not doing shit else anyways. And they hand you mimosas on arrival.

No commercials. Both players and caddies mic’d up. At the exclusive and rarely seen Shadow Creek.

I’m fired up. $500 on Tiger to win. Let’s have a god damn day.